My Blue Collar Comedy Tour Doll Figures.

Now this is probably a page that can be for kids but these dolls I'm gonna show you are from a comedy group that is for adults. If you don't want your child to see this, that's fine with me but yes they all have clean language but like it said they are group of 4 comedians made for adults. And they are funny people I will tell you. But anyway let's get on with them. We have Bill Engvall, Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry The Cable Guy. These guys are from the same toy company that made my Napoleon Dynamite Dolls. Anyway they say stuff from Blue Collar Comedy Tour The Movie and Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again. And you'll hear the audience laughing in their phrases cause like I said they are comedians. Here we have Bill Engvall. The hysterical guy and he's from The Bill Engvall Show as well. He's got a good sense of humor too. But yes they all talk as well. When you squeeze Bill's hand he says

1. My wife collects twist ties…welcome to my world.

2. I’ve been trying to quit smoking and I swear to God it’s going to kill me quicker then the cigarettes will.

3. I thought RV’s stood for recreational vehicle, no, it stands for ruins vacations.

4. Sorry, I’m just a guy.

5. You know you’re getting old when you spend more time in the ointment aisle then any other aisle in the grocery store.

6. Here’s your sign.

7. I know no more about women now than the day I got interested in them.

8. We could come up to a stop sign and my wife will say “well you're gonna have to stop" Woooooooo!!! you saved my life again.

9. I don’t snore, there’s a pack of bears in the backyard baby.

10. You walk in the front door and say “Oh god, what a day at work” and your wife screams you want to hear what went on this house today!?

11. I think the biggest difference between men and women is this…men are basic, just basic. There's not a whole lot of thrills.

12. That's the only reason I got married, my gym membership ran out. Now here we have Ron White, This guy however is not my favorite, I don't like him, my mom don't like him, my aunt don't like him, and my grandma don't like him. It's because he drinks, and he smokes, and he cusses. But it's just the doll that I like. This doll don't have him cursing except for parts like shut up. But I just change them into show up instead. Again you press his hand and he says

1. I flew here on a plane that big. It was like a pack of gum with 8 people in it.

2. Why don’t they just go ahead and say it, diamonds, that’ll shut her up.

3. I’m between 6’1” and 6’6” depending on which convenience store I’m leaving.

4. The cops showed up and at that point, I had the right to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability.

5. They call me tater salad.

6. I don’t know why they don’t like me.

7. You’re a manly man aren’t ya!

8. You know what? The next time you have a thought, let it go.

9. It was so pretty.

10. I wouldn't camp out for 5 days if I was...camping.

11. Marry a rich woman if you ever have a choice.

12. Gonna be a good day tater. Now here we have Jeff Foxworthy he is from the south and he tells redneck jokes and he also voiced an alien from an episode of the Disney Channel show Phineas and Ferb and he voiced Handy from The Smurfs 1 and 2. Anyway he also hosted "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader." years ago. Anyway you press his hand and he says 5 lines and 7 redneck jokes. He says Now for the last man I'm showing you is my all time favorite comedian in this group. It's Daniel Lawrence Whitney aka Larry The Cable Guy. He rocks and he also voiced Mater the Tow Truck in Cars 1 2 and 3, Anyway you squeeze his hand and he says
 * 1) If you think NSYNC is where your dirty dishes are. You might be a redneck.
 * 2) If your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs. You might be a redneck.
 * 3) If you refer to the 5th grade as my senior year. You might be a redneck.
 * 4) If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day. You might be a redneck.
 * 5) If you refer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather than hem them. You might be a redneck.
 * 6) If you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income. You might be a redneck.
 * 7) If going to the bathroom at the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight, You might be a redneck.
 * 8) My mother will not drive 55mph you put her in a rental car she's doing doughnuts in the grocery store parking lot.
 * 9) Aorta, Aorta cut that grass down by the ball fields so the kids don't get hurt.
 * 10) Widjadidja, hey you didn't bring your truck widjadidja.
 * 11) For the record my definition of a redneck it is a glorious absence of sophistication,
 * 12) I believe you show me a 3 year old wandering around a flea market in his underpants drinking coke-a-cola out of a baby bottle, And I'll show you a future NASCAR fan,

1. You don’t get a belly ring if you’re big you get onion rings.

2. The night before she got this horse and then he busted his leg and I had to shoot it and now it’s got a broken leg and a gunshot wound.

3. Hey this is Larry the Cable Guy!

4. That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are, and that’s funny.

5. That's there that ain’t right, Lord I apologize for that right there and be with the starving pygmies down there in New Guinea there, Amen.

6. I’ll tell you what!

7. Git-r-done!

8. That ain't right.

9. Does that make any sense?

10. My buddy lives in a real bad neighborhood, down there and we was watching TV and he asked if I wanted to watch I said yes, so we went out and sat on the front porch.

11. I was living with a girl for about 8 months until she found out I was there.

12. I believe that sometimes you got to wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment.

But I have bad news about my Larry The Cable Guy doll. When I got him 4 of his lines some how went missing. All he had was these lines.

1. You don’t get a belly ring if you’re big you get onion rings.

2. The night before she got this horse and then he busted his leg and I had to shoot it and now it’s got a broken leg and a gunshot wound.

3. Hey this is Larry the Cable Guy!

4. That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are, and that’s funny.

5. That's there that ain’t right, Lord I apologize for that right there and be with the starving pygmies down there in New Guinea there, Amen.

6. I’ll tell you what!

7. Git-r-done!

8. Does that make any sense?

I tried to talk my mom into getting me a new one off eBay but she kept telling she won't.

Anyway that is my Blue Collar Comedy Tour Guys and they all each take 3 AAA Batteries which is in their voice box.