My Talking Napoleon Dynamite plush figures

Now I want to show you guys my Napoleon Dynamite doll I have. And I have 3 more of them but let's look at my big Napoleon first. He looks nice and he's in his prom outfit. And his jacket is removable and the rest of his clothes aren't. And when you squeeze his left hand he says 12 different phrases he says And also he has points of bending, He has a bend in the knee and arm and head can rotate at a 360 degree angle. And he takes 3 AAA Batteries.
 * 1) Dang, You got shocks, Pegs, Lucky.
 * 2) Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills, You know like  Nunchaku Skills, Bow Hunting Skills, Computer Hacking Skills.
 * 3) You know there's like a buttload of gangs at this school, This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
 * 4) Liger, It's pretty much my favorite animal, It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, Bred for it's skills in magic.
 * Hey, Can I use you guy's phone for a sec?
 * 1) Gross!
 * 2) Sweet!
 * 3) You have a sweet bike and you're really good at hooking up with chicks, Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache
 * 4) You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
 * 5) I caught you a delicious bass.
 * 6) So me and you are pretty much friends by now right.
 * 7) Vote for Pedro.

My other ones.
Here I have my small Napoleon Dynamite dolls and they talk  too. I have Napoleon, Kip and Pedro. You know what Napoleon looks like. Kip is the guy in the orange polo, And Pedro is the one that has flowers on his shirt. The way to make them talk is by pressing their chests and not their hands. And they say 6 phrases.

When you squeeze Napoleon's chest he says When you squeeze Kip's chest he says And when you squueze Pedro's chest he says And they each take 3 LR44 batteries. And to replace them, You have to cut them open and take out their battery compartment out and change the batteries.
 * 1) Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip.
 * 2) Liger, It's pretty much my favorite animal, It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, Bred for it's skills in magic.
 * 3) Such an Idiot!
 * 4) Dang!
 * 5) Worse day of my life, What do you think?
 * 6) But my lips hurt real bad!
 * 1) You can say that again.
 * 2) Napoleon don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
 * 3) We both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.
 * 4) I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too.
 * 5) That's what I'm talking about.
 * 6) Peace out.
 * 1) You think people will vote for me?
 * 2) Do you think it's kinda warm in here?
 * 3) Is she hot?
 * 4) Vote for Pedro.
 * 5) It's a sledgehammer.
 * 6) If you vote for me…..all of your wildest dreams will come true.

I even have videos of me playing them all. And yes it's actually me pressing them.